Im Bast, i live in the middle of England in a bungalow with my husband Louis(sometimes called Lee), my Bullmastiff Bear and selection of cats. My life revolves around Louis, animals, pink hair dye, tea, charity shops, fashion, books, films, music, TV, walks in the woods, redecorating, furniture, night time walks, Autumn, Halloween, christmas and fireplaces. I work with animals and i make and sell jewellery.
Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them
I have a deep need for this.
The thing is, he would probably do this.
It would be wonderful
I used to be a bit of a fancy pant
Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.
THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL
All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.
But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?
they do bet bad shit happenack.
I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?
and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.
ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.
is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something
Did I just switch channels or something what language is this
Oh thank god it’s not just me
*sobbing* what the fuck is happening
“THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL” ???
I believe it may be a bastardized version of lolspeak.
I think they have a secret code
When i worked at an animal sanctuary a family bought theyre cat in because it scratched their toddle who they bought the cat for! The father told us to keep the basket then the mother said no we’ll keep it we may get another one……fucking people!!!!!
god bless gordan ramsey
Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.
because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.
I love Gordon!! I think i would get as mad as him if i did his job! I get furious watching his shows when he goes to shot hole kitchens and theyre disgusting! Its not that hard to understand health and safety! And hygiene standards grrr
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Circle of Borderline personality disorder
I see its taken just over a year to do a circle of my BPD which is much longer than normal!! But I’ve come full circle. Last couple of days I’ve been getting lower and lower, to the point I’ve got my doctor phoning daily to check im not on my own and im not going to hurt myself but ironically him phoning makes me feel worse, like a child and like im wasting his time checking on pathetic little me.
I’ve spent the the last 10 years since i was 14 trying to keep my head above water and to not drown and a few times my head has gone under, I’ve stopped paddling and just let myself sink and drown and I’ve hand the love of my life, my husband grab my hand and pull me up after I’ve taken in a lot of water, he’s spent days with me throwing up salt water that stings my lungs and stomach and the bitter taste of pills and cheap wine that stains the carpet after such an event. If it wasn’t for him i wouldn’t of made it to my 15th birthday.
Today after a meeting with the council over our house i feel better but started to think negatively again, i needed to take my mind of it and once again i spotted another one of my saviours, Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets came up when searching through recorded programs, the sound of the music alone fills me with such warmth and happiness and reminds me of so many happy times, The books and films have become the very thing to fight of dementors!
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