Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This is the name of your genitals.

thefrogman:

comaboy:

newrider:

We’d never been formally introduced, but apparently my dick’s name is John Bacon.

Mine’s called “Old German”. 

my vagina is F.R.E.S.H yeah it is baby!!

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   mouthsofdecadence.tumblr.com Cockayne (disambiguation)

2. piplup-junior reblogged this from tinyfistjab and added:

   PUNTA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

3. killingannabellee reblogged this from maverynthia and added:

   has… killingannabellee: Um..Mines called ’The War Zone 3D’

4. shitpisspuke reblogged this from crackscratchula and added:

   Doorknock Dinners

5. mindaslittleblog reblogged this from thefrogman and added:

   Useful Jew.

6. ravyolo reblogged this from babythestarsbrineshite and added:

   Gloomy Nights

7. babythestarsbrineshite reblogged this from thegeniuswaitress and added:

   Asshole (card game)

8. drrrrrr reblogged this from fleurdelanuit and added:

   House on the Embankment

9. abjecti0n reblogged this from sageoflogic and added:

   1927 Cleveland Indians season

10. fleurdelanuit reblogged this from thegeniuswaitress and added:

    Hanjuku Hero.

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12. thegeniuswaitress reblogged this from sageoflogic and added:

    Hanthana Mountain Range

13. sageoflogic reblogged this from courtnog and added:

    Hans Hanke

14. majere616 reblogged this from slutfaced-hoebag and added:

    Mississippi Sheiks

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17. soggytissues reblogged this from muslimmprincess and added:

    Long Day. well.

18. muslimmprincess reblogged this from slutfaced-hoebag and added:

    My vagina’s name is Frank Smith

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20. vindikateor reblogged this from norlypleaseexcusethemess and added:

    Greenwood, Virginia. GREENWOOD, VIRGINIA. (AND YES, THIS IS AN ALL CAPS KIND OF NIGHT.)

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22. tonystarkmakesyoufeel reblogged this from bobby-time and added:

    Richard Chambers

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24. tobeperfectlyannefrank reblogged this from preludes-and-prufrock and added:

    Jonathon Kite

25. preludes-and-prufrock reblogged this from theverbalemp and added:

    Mine’s Yvette Guilbert Yvette Guilbert (20 January 1865 in Paris – 3 February 1944 in Aix-en-Provence) was

26. bastamor reblogged this from thefrogman and added:

    my vagina is F.R.E.S.H yeah it is baby!!

27. pattylolo reblogged this from milktankk and added:

    mine is called Catholics United, ha

28. aamanderss reblogged this from illusionofch0ice and added:

    Kothaganesunipadu. Fuck! -___-

29. 0fpierceandsirens reblogged this from illusionofch0ice and added:

    The Chauffeur

30. illusionofch0ice reblogged this from dykling and added:

    the jaguar smile.. i dig it.

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32. and-a-side-of-awesomesauce reblogged this from dykling and added:

    Elżbieta Czartoryska Yeah, try pronouncing that

33. emphasize reblogged this from ftmark and added:

    Shinuyar Airport my genitals are named after an Armenian airport that’s been closed since 1991. But hey! It’ll be open...

34. thatcrazykidnextdoor reblogged this from ftmark and added:

    Blink-182 (I THINK I WIN. ;D)

35. djvallentine reblogged this from lesshumansmorecats and added:

    Trickle…haha.

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37. ivalbanana reblogged this from kayotics and added:

    ..Las Furias…really?!

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41. innerfangirlunleashed reblogged this from newrider and added:

    private parts are named after the 9x21mm Gyurza. Here’s a reference: All of my followers needed to know this.

42. jinkyerit reblogged this from candycoateddiamonds and added:

    Khmelnytsky Uprising HOW DO I PRONOUNCE THIS? FUCK.

43. lesshumansmorecats reblogged this from numeroclaire and added:

    Blackburn Park Road F.C.

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47. asiancarolyn reblogged this from thefrogman and added:

    I am dying trying to suppress my laughter at work

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50. therhapsodyingreen reblogged this from thefrogman and added:

    Meteotsunami. Informative and fun for the whole family! Give it a try.

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